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Two robots beat Usain Bolt, Jed York's $140, and the portal now goes both ways

Aug 26, 2026

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Two robots beat Usain Bolt, Jed York's $140, and the portal now goes both ways

Plus: fight club fines, golf's worst ad, and a new game about Angel Reese

Pablo Pledgescobar, Pat McAfee's rap album, and a QB with zero classes

Aug 24, 2026

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5 min read

Pablo Pledgescobar, Pat McAfee's rap album, and a QB with zero classes

Plus: Scheffler's daycare disease, Browns QB drama, and whatever lives under Citi Field

Three swings, three homers, and 16bucks.com is live

Aug 17, 2026

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Three swings, three homers, and 16bucks.com is live

Plus: the Browns publish a depth chart with "OR" in it, Arizona keeps scoring, and a Little League sermon

16Bucks drops next week, Vinatieri tells a balls joke in Canton, and Buffalo's $2.1B mystery view

Aug 10, 2026

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16Bucks drops next week, Vinatieri tells a balls joke in Canton, and Buffalo's $2.1B mystery view

Plus: Carson Beck gets fitted for a bust, Don Nelson's last aloha, and Shanahan is back

The Dodgers buy the best arm in baseball and get swept anyway, and Mahomes beans his own center

Aug 3, 2026

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The Dodgers buy the best arm in baseball and get swept anyway, and Mahomes beans his own center

Plus: the trade deadline hits at 6 tonight, football is technically back Thursday, and 2 memes for your group chat

Argentina's first shot came in minute 117, Zlatan retires from TV undefeated, and Shedeur's jersey farm

Jul 20, 2026

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Argentina's first shot came in minute 117, Zlatan retires from TV undefeated, and Shedeur's jersey farm

Plus: Ryan Fox wins The Open on the 72nd hole, England and France play a 10-goal exhibition, and 3 memes for the group chat

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